sorry in advance......!

found these jokes on tinternet..........im bored ok?! got an hour before meeting peep at cosmo, what else can i do?! if i go anywhere i buy stuff, at least here im safe from shops (although i can see some well nice shoes in the shop opposite!!!)...............

Q. How do you make a cat go woof?

A. Cover it in petrol and throw a match WOOF


Q. What's ET short for?

A. He's only got little legs!
(i must admit that one took me a while to get! :-S)


Q. What do people with two left feet wear in the summer ?

A. Flip Flips !


Q. Why should you not pick on a dwarf with no A levels?

A. Because it's not big and its not clever.


Q. What do you call a chav in a box?

A. innit


Q. What do you call an intelligent, beautiful, sexy, understanding woman?

A. A rumor!


Q. Why do women have smaller feet than men?

A. It's one of those evolutionary things that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink!


two blondes walk into a building you would think one of them would notice


hear about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse.


....as i said in the heading...im sorry! im in one of those moods!

xxxx

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fun_savvy said…
Q. What do you call an intelligent, beautiful, sexy, understanding woman?

A. A rumor!

Humble note: I shall prefer rumors over true stories any given day and time! :-D ;-) :-P
Monday, June 27, 2005
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