bit sexist but it really does work!
A dilemma for Females:
You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have. The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire.
Both of you have forgotten your purses. It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes. The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.
Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you. If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes.
At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes.
Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been thrown* it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.
wait for it........
You have just learned the offside rule!
well it works for me! hehe! include shos and money and it all makes sense!!
had a well nice weekend, making the most of my limited freedom now. friday night emhen, becca and i went back to my house to chillax in the hottub with 2 bottles of champers and then went out into hinckley to have a boogie! we ended up in flares dancing around to 70s choons! it was so much fun, needed a night out like that, it got even better when status quo came on followed by queen! hehe.
came back to lufbra saturday morning and recovered from the night before. went into leics wth rfa shopping and pottered around till 6pm. didnt really do much more during the night or day and todays been pretty much the same, although we did clean the livingroom, kitchen and i did half of my bedroom! its getting there! we are now watching the rally on telly and relaxing. back in the studio tomorrow. nooooooo! could i just have one more week off maybe?!
xx
You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have. The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire.
Both of you have forgotten your purses. It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes. The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.
Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma. She prepares to throw her purse to you. If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes.
At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes.
Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been thrown* it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.
wait for it........
You have just learned the offside rule!
well it works for me! hehe! include shos and money and it all makes sense!!
had a well nice weekend, making the most of my limited freedom now. friday night emhen, becca and i went back to my house to chillax in the hottub with 2 bottles of champers and then went out into hinckley to have a boogie! we ended up in flares dancing around to 70s choons! it was so much fun, needed a night out like that, it got even better when status quo came on followed by queen! hehe.
came back to lufbra saturday morning and recovered from the night before. went into leics wth rfa shopping and pottered around till 6pm. didnt really do much more during the night or day and todays been pretty much the same, although we did clean the livingroom, kitchen and i did half of my bedroom! its getting there! we are now watching the rally on telly and relaxing. back in the studio tomorrow. nooooooo! could i just have one more week off maybe?!
xx
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