the happy little world of miss ktp!

I am under here somewhere! Thank goodness i dont get hay fever! :-S

I found this explanation of womens public toilets and what takes us so long to use them. i hope my male readers feel enlightened and understand us alot more after reading this! When you need to visit a public loo there is invariably a line of women waiting, you smile politely and take your place in the line, it finally gets to your turn, you check for feet under the cubicle doors. Every cubicle is occupied. But eventually a door opens and you dash in, nearly knocking down the woman leaving the cubicle. You get in to find the door won't lock. It doesn't matter, the wait has been so long and you are about to wet your pants! The dispenser for the modern 'seat covers' is handy, but empty. You would hang your bag on the door hook if there was one, but there isn't so you carefully, but quickly drape it around your neck, yank down your pants and assume 'the position'. In this position your ageing, toneless thigh muscles begin to shake. You would love to sit d...

why is it whenever you open a packet of tablets you always open the end with the instructions in?! its never the end you can easily get the tablets out of? Answers on a postcard!! xxx

How many beds have I slept in since I last posted? The answer is………7 now that isn’t cos I get around a bit! Well I do, but not in that way!! It just proves how busy ive been and that’s my excuse for having not written and deserting my readers! Its gonna be easier to do this in points I think seeing as ive left it too long! That’ll learn me! - 5th was one of the best days ever! Adam and I drove up to lufbra then rfa, tricky, ross and anna joined us and we all went to see Ricky Gervais in Nottingham! He was brill! So funny, apart from the dig at H from steps but I guess ill let him off (and I wasn’t close enough to see the teeth!!)! He did make up for that tho by doing a bit of THE dance as he left the stage! Hehe. - we then spent fri, sat and sun staying with mum and dad which was nice and relaxing and good to catch up with them instead of just over the phone. Seeing as I was back in barwell it had to mean a trip to flares with michelle!! It was, as usual a good laugh an...

Shes back! There have been 2 more cases of the underground ricky gervais poster kisser! Will she ever be stopped?! Xxx

I had the best night last Saturday. It was a lufbra hey ewe reunion in London! How cool can you get?! hehe. I know I hardly ever went to hey ewe while I was at uni and moaned about it in my 2nd and final year but as soon as I found out there was gonna be a reunion I really wanted to go and be a student again for the day and listen to all the dodgy music and jump around with loads of other graduates in denial! We didn’t get there till midnight but it was actually perfect timing cos the rubbish chart stuff was just coming to and end and they started the proper old school classics that hey ewe’s remembered for! It was held at SeOne, a night club under London bridge and the rooms were actually arched to follow the bridge. It was pretty cool and great fun. They’d managed to get a license to serve nasty as well but unfortunately they stopped serving them at 11pm for some reason so I missed them. Again, I never did this at uni but thought that seeing as I was a student again I was sup...

I think my obsession with ricky gervais has finally reached its limit! Hes just released his 2nd series of extras on dvd & there are posters of his face everywhere! Its ace. Hehe. So if u see a random girl drooling over a poster of a guy wiv lovely teeth, just ignore her its probably me! Xxxx

The mean fiddler last friday was subject to a terrorising from some scurvy dawg pirates. They were seen walking down oxford street shouting y'Argh to whoever came across their path before entering ye olde eerie pub for a few very un-pirate-like cocktails then marching off on the captains orders to the mean fiddler for a night of what they called fun & moshing!

This was before they consumed a mixture of grog & rum & 'danced' along to rather noisy, one would call it rock music? There were also other pirates there who must have been from other ships as the groups didnt socialise together much unless it was to try & get away from the rival emo gangs that were also terrorising the dancefloor.

She may look as if butter wouldnt melt but there are reports that her as well as her captain jack pigeon were seen on stage of the mean fiddler claiming to have been entered into a fancy dress competition.

People were seen cramming into the carriages either side of the one containing these scurvy dogs to get away from them!

at least by 5am reports have it that they were all tucked up sleeping like babies dreaming of their next pirate adventure! xxx

Went to see an australian group called the cat empire on friday night. They were playing @ shepherds bush empire & were brill! It takes alot for me to go to a gig of a group i dont know and dance as much as i did! It was dead catchy stuff! Its hard to put them into genre cos they had a drummer, someone playing the double bass & a bass guitar, a keyboard player, a guy playing the trumpet & singing, another guy singing & playing the bongos & someone on the decks! I went with cath & sarah & some of their mates & we all had a great time! :-) Yesterday i went to the tate modern to have a look around. Id not been for a while so it was good cos the displays had changed quite alot. One particular piece i could have watched all day was by Christian marclay & was called video quartet. Hed got 4 huge screens & put together clips of noises from films then played them all together & they sounded really good! Definately worth a look @! Argh i was just...

Im writing this on the bus back to london after a weekend in lufbra with the gang. Not sure if theres been an accident or its road works but we aint going anywhere fast so i thought id do my blog! It was cool to catch up with everyone cos id not been in lufbra since november time i think. It was arf, mattay, tricky, sam, anna, dave, john, niall & sarah think thats it sorry if i missed you out! :-S on the friday night we decided to try a rocky club called mosh in Leics & it was ace, a really cool venue! Had a few drinks in the orange tree first where i bumped into will from art college who i aint seen since i was 16 & obsessed with steps! Hehe. When we got into mosh we headed downstairs into the gaudi bar & it was all really cool & gothic looking & they played lots of old rock stuff that we sang along to & we had a good jump around to madness! There wasnt as much dancing going on as i was expecting but we were all really tired & sat & caught up wit...

Niall & arf tried for the air guitar championships.....

But the winners were Ktp, dave & arf! We didnt really do much more over the weekend we just relaxed. Spent saturday in town & wiv dan & nelson then made our way to comedy club. Its usually really good but this time wasnt really that great. The healine act was funny, he was the warm up guy from never mind the buzzcocks but cos the 1st guy was so bad he never really got our attention back! After the 1st bloke failed miserably the compaire came back on & said he'd done a very brave thing by coming on stage & not telling any jokes! Yoink Hehe. Today i slept for most of it. Did some work then learnt how 2 play poker, so watch out ill be a pro in no time! :-S :-P Hehe. Have 2 see about that one i think! Wud be a cool game 2 play but im not great @ tactics! Im not very tictacticle as a certain moose used 2 say! So here i am, on the bus that still aint goin anywhere fast hoping i reach my bed soon! Thanks 2 everyone that came up this weekend, it was ace! :-) X ...

How great is it to be greeted with a box of 12 of the best donuts in the world?! 6 plain ones, 6 chocolate & cherry hearts. Certainly made my day! :-) mmm Hehe. Xxx