the happy little world of miss ktp!

I think my obsession with ricky gervais has finally reached its limit! Hes just released his 2nd series of extras on dvd & there are posters of his face everywhere! Its ace. Hehe. So if u see a random girl drooling over a poster of a guy wiv lovely teeth, just ignore her its probably me! Xxxx

The mean fiddler last friday was subject to a terrorising from some scurvy dawg pirates. They were seen walking down oxford street shouting y'Argh to whoever came across their path before entering ye olde eerie pub for a few very un-pirate-like cocktails then marching off on the captains orders to the mean fiddler for a night of what they called fun & moshing!

This was before they consumed a mixture of grog & rum & 'danced' along to rather noisy, one would call it rock music? There were also other pirates there who must have been from other ships as the groups didnt socialise together much unless it was to try & get away from the rival emo gangs that were also terrorising the dancefloor.

She may look as if butter wouldnt melt but there are reports that her as well as her captain jack pigeon were seen on stage of the mean fiddler claiming to have been entered into a fancy dress competition.

People were seen cramming into the carriages either side of the one containing these scurvy dogs to get away from them!

at least by 5am reports have it that they were all tucked up sleeping like babies dreaming of their next pirate adventure! xxx